I hope this gets through to your heart, and causes a change.

 

A LITTLE BAD HABIT WON'T HURT

Revenge is quite tasteful. When cooked, it's called delicious. Like your rice, it can get soggy when overcooked; you find yourself with a poorly cooked meal that may result in grave consequences. So cook your revenge in a little pot filled with the right amount of spice, and not over-brewed so that you don't end up regretting your decision to be vengeful.